slaves

lol

3rd time this year

those are my hands

Dollar beers at red brick for lunch shhh!

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first lady bug of the season

the reason my foot has been hurting all day is cuz there was a shard of glass in it.

the cat has no interest in this toy whatsoever. the dog is terrified of it.

$70 for a fucking trash can

yeah blue moon and rec room buy one get one!

we just hung all these fuschia baskets

since onyx doesn't chase him any more he has started stalking her

apparently my quarter pounder with cheese minus onions is asian.

pregnant and adorable

the bane of my existence

thanks michelle

never leave your food alone with josh he will violate it. i was going to take it in to work for lunch tom never mind!

Never leave your food alone with josh he will violate it. I was gonna take it to work tomorrow for lunch. Never mind!

orly?

i just can't stop drinking! next stop rec room tom night!

I just cant stop drinking! Next stop rec room tom night!

isabel ghosting

good to know

forbidden picture: ladies restroom at the gentlemans gold club

josh's sperm

fucking off at work have only been here for an hour